TALL TALES

Kaylee had an assignment to write a TALL TALE about someone in her family.  Basically, she takes real facts and overexaggerates them.  The story is actually pretty funny but Jason and I were a little surprised over one part of the story.  You can read the story or just skim.  I will bold the part that surprised us.  To Scott -- The way I wrote your name in the paper is how Kaylee spelled it.  Here it goes -- 

The Strange Jason

One day a baby was born in Utah.  The parents were happy but curious.  You see, Jason, that was the baby's name, was born with a mask on his head. When his dad, Brent, took the mask off, his mom, Pauline, screamed.  Jason's face was pink and blue.  Soon Jason had four more brothers. Their names were Schott, Nate, Ryan and Devin.  When they were old enough to speak their first words were, "Ugly Jason." Pretty soon Jason started wearing masks again because he didn't like being made fun of.  It worked.  In 1991, Jason took a vacation to Brazil for two years.  While he was there, he got made fun of by goats because of wearing masks, so he wrestled any goat that came his way.  Pretty soon his hobby was wrestling goats.  When he came home from Brazil, he was 22, it was freezing cold. So he decided to learn how to ski. Jason loved skiing.  After a few years of skiing and watching television, Jason got married to a young lady named Teri Gardner.  One day they had a son named Jackson.  Hey decided to take him to Hawaii.  So they did.  Aloha.  Jason loved Hawaii and so did Jackson.  AFTER THAT THEY HAD A LITTLE ALONE TIME, TERI HAD THREE MORE BABIES; TWO GIRLS AND ONE BOY.  Their names were Kaylee, Chase and Kaci.  That was all of Jason's adventures.